I Could Hit Cleanup For the Mariners: 31-20
By Fetch

Before we get going, Alexi Casilla was placed on the DL, and Matt Tolbert was called up. Way to ruin my mood with a terribly stupid move, Twins.
Best hitter: Delmon (+.172)
Worst hitter: Thome (-.091)
Best pitcher: Rauch y Guerrier (+.078)
Worst pitcher: Frankie (+.050)
Most important play: Kotchman double play (+.192)