Puckett's Pond » Iambic Pentameter http://puckettspond.com A Minnesota Twins Fan Site - News, Blogs, Opinion and More Wed, 22 May 2013 00:48:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 Iambic PenTwinmeter http://puckettspond.com/2011/04/28/iambic-pentwinmeter/ http://puckettspond.com/2011/04/28/iambic-pentwinmeter/#comments Thu, 28 Apr 2011 23:58:46 +0000 http://puckettspond.com/?p=5110 I was chatting briefly with Mr. Wally Fish this afternoon regarding his status on G-Chat.  It was a poem about Liriano’s less than stellar performance yesterday evening.

“Liriano’s pitching is so dumpy and I am very grumpy.”

Wally is certainly no Shakespeare but his poetry had me thinking of the Twins’ biggest grump, FanaticJack, and I started channeling Fanatic Jackspeare.

“Nick Blackburn is the biggest bum said Jack” (FanaticJack FTW!)

“And that there Gardy is an or’paid hack!” (IambicSteal! Winning!)

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