Brad SwansonBrad Swanson

First off, I am a secret Metrodome Aficionado. Let's keep that a secret. I have been a Twins fan since I can remember. Sadly, my memory only dates back to 1991. I vividly remember running from the parking lot at the Shoreview Community Center, into the lobby to see the replay of Kirby Puckett's game winning home run in Game 6 of the World Series. My mom made me go with her to pick up my sister, who I have never forgiven. Now that Alexi Casilla is gone, my favorite Twin is Trevor Plouffe when he has long hair. When he doesn't, Drew Butera as a pitcher is my favorite. I have other unforgivable traits as well. Outside of baseball, I am an expert on the 90s, but only the stuff I liked: TimeCop, Pearl Jam, Steven Seagal, Hypercolor, Pogs, Sega Genesis, and Donell Jones.

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Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Post-Draft Edition

Now that Taylor, the Prospect Octopus and I have had some time to decompress after the 2013 draft, we are ready to present some thoughts about some of the more notable players drafted by the Twins about…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Top 10 Prospects

Taylor, the Prospect Octopus presents his updated top 10 prospect list.  Taylor kept a close eye on the Twins’ 2013 draft and their Minor League affiliates to make sure that his list is as up-to-the-minute…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Pre-Draft Edition

As mentioned last week, Taylor, the Prospect Octopus is a huge fan of the MLB draft.  When you think about it, it makes perfect sense.  All draft prospects basically become MLB prospects, at least at…Read More

Minnesota Twins Starting Rotation Breakdown

Breakdown has a double meaning! The Minnesota Twins have one of the worst rotations in all of baseball.  The rotation currently has an ERA around 6.00.  Six is terrible.  I know that I felt that the…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Week 8

Taylor, the Prospect Octopus, has now gone two consecutive weeks profiling a AAA player who would earn an MLB call-up before his next piece.  Two weeks ago, it was Minnesota-native Caleb Thielbar. …Read More

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Is Aaron Hicks Improving?

Note:  This was written prior to Tuesday’s game, when Aaron Hicks went 0-5 with 3 K’s and…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Week 7

Taylor the Prospect Octopus would like me to embed more tweets into these posts.  Not only does a tweet…Read More

Is Oswaldo Arcia winning the AL Rookie of the Year Award?

The Minnesota Twins have a relative lineage of Rookie of the Year award winners.  Tony Oliva was the…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Week 6

It dawned on me the other day that I never properly introduced everyone to the Prospect Octopus.  I…Read More

Everything Has Changed; Absolutely Nothing’s Changed

Any prediction that the Twins would have a nearly .500 record after 30 games was likely a prediction…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus: Week 5

When the Prospect Octopus and I were conversing this week, he asked about the reaction to his prospect…Read More

Minnesota Twins April 2013: Mission Accomplished!

The Twins beat the Tigers 6-2 on Wednesday, improving their record to 12-12 and finishing at .500 for…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus – Week 4

As you probably know, I found the Prospect Octopus when deep-sea diving in the Pacific Ocean.  I was…Read More

Ode to Joe

I thought about writing a poem about Joe Mauer, but ultimately decided that his game is poetic enough…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus – Week 3

Welcome to Prospect Octopus week three.  As you may or may not know, the Prospect Octopus shares his…Read More

The Illusory Correlation Effect and Aaron Hicks

The illusory correlation effect is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when two events, characteristics,…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Octopus – Week 2

I told you I’d find an obnoxious name for this.  Since I’ll be featuring eight players…Read More

Ignoring and Embracing Small Samples

I learned a valuable lesson yesterday.  I’ve been toying with this idea for a week or so and…Read More

Minnesota Twins Prospect Watch: Week 1

Prospect Watch – Week 1 Welcome to the first Prospect Watch of the season.  I am still working…Read More

Minnesota Twins 2013 Minor League Preview

While the Twins’ season has started already, the Twins’ Minor League season starts today…Read More