Twinsmas: Kubel’s Back (To the Tune of Jingle Bells)

Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports

Merry Twinsmas (Christmas, but Twins instead)! Throughout the Twinsmas season we will be signing Minnesota Twins carols. In honor of the recent signing of Jason Kubel, we have a brand new carol. Presenting Kubel’s Back to the tune of Jingle Bells. Enjoy!

 

Smashing bombs again

With a left-handed power bat

There the pitches go

Soaring all the way

A DH we didn’t need

But it’s a minor league deal

Oh, what fun reunions are

Jason Kubel’s back again

 

Oh, Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back! Hooray!

He left for the Diamondbacks, but now he’s here to stay! Hey!

Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back! Hooray!

He left for the Diamondbacks, but now he’s here to stay!

 

A season or two ago

He thought he’d make a deal

And soon Mr. Kubel

Was in the National League

The first year was really good

It was quite superb

But then the second year came

And he was DFA’ed

 

Oh, Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back! Hooray!

He left for the Diamondbacks, but now he’s here to stay! Hey!

Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back!

Kubel’s back! Hooray!

He left for the Diamondbacks, but now he’s here to stay!

 

Welcome back, Jason Kubel!

Topics: Jason Kubel, Minnesota Twins

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