Fortunately this doesn’t refer to Joe Mauer, Denard Span, or anyone on the Twins.
No, your fearless leader is going on the DL as I am getting my wisdom teeth taken out. No word on when I’ll be blogging again but it won’t be until the weekend at the earliest, and probably not until Monday. You will be in the capable hands of Erin, so no worries.
If you absolutely need to get ahold of me, like if you’re related to a Victoria’s Secret model and she needs a date, feel free to email me or get at me on twitter.